Ode to PandasPosted: February 7, 2012
you big fat lazy beasts
cloaked in heavy suits of black and white
who hang from tree limbs like dislocated joints
who chew on bamboo like its animal flesh
who mosey around because thats your life
to represent your country because you’re its gem
protected and pampered like China’s sons
as others toil the earth and starve
but that’s not your concern
and we love you regardless
because we can.
If I could choose what to be in my next life, and this isn’t it already, I would be a panda bear. Why? Because they live the simple life: eat, sleep and play. They have little to worry about because everything is taken care of for them. They are like little princes, pampered from head to toe (although they could use a bath). They roll around in the food that they eat (did you know that they were carnivores centuries ago??). They get to hang with their homies all day, chewin’ on bamboo, hangin’ from trees, rollin’ down hills, spreadin’ out under the sun. They’re also incredibly lazy without a worry or care in the world. Some may argue that they lead unfortunate lives, trapped and exploited, but they are becoming extinct. And therefore need human protection! Anyway, if I could be a panda who didn’t know any better than the life I was living, I would be happy camper.
I fell in love with these great balls of fur when I visited them at the Giant Panda Breeding Research Base in Chengdu (I’ll tell you more about this trip later). Here are some photos for you to see so you can fall in love with them too. (Notice that the pandas and I have the same dark circles around our eyes..it’s a clear sign of our souls’ connection.)
Are they not just the most lovable, huggable, adorable living things on this planet?!