Attn: Friends with horrible exes, Christmas/Hanukkah present ideas
If you’ve ever questioned your man’s love for you, just take a look at the presents that you’ve received from him during the course of your relationship. Perhaps you can the remember the story behind that 50th birthday diamond necklace, or the memories from your 10th wedding anniversary when you were whisked away to a remote tropical island, where there were straw huts with thatched roofs and monkey butlers serving you meals in hollowed-out coconut shells, while playing The Girl from Ipanema on their mini-accordions.
But if you’re like me, you’ll wonder why you have a soup ladle that’s larger than the size of your head and ass combined. It may also take several months for you to realize that no amount of washing and drying that size “L” Turkish bathrobe is going to bring it down to a “XS”. And, despite your best efforts, you discover there really are…
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